Saturday, March 25, 2017
Awesome Senator Sues God
Awesome Senator Sues God
Oh my, this is good. So I was just talking about how ridiculing Religion is the best way to puncture its own self importance. Well this man has done it with style.
Nebraska Senator Ernie Chambers has Sued god. Because God is a dick, who promotes terrorism, and strikes us down with natural disasters. Being Omnipresent, then he falls under the jurisdiction of Douglas county, and by being Omniscient he effectively been "served" the suit. Though apparently Chambers tried to get a response by calling out "Come out, come out, wherever you are."
In the Running for Greatest man of 2007. And thats before you take into account that he looks like a bad-ass black Santa Claus, whos dropped the gut.
Wired are hosting a copy of the actual suit located: here in pdf format. Read it. Its superb. If your lazy, and just want proof, heres the first page converted to GIF.
I particularly like Count IV
Defendant has directed said chroniclers to assemble and dissiminate in written form, said admissions [his various crimes], throughout the Earth in order to inspire fear, dread, anxiety, terror and uncertainty, in order to coerce obedience to Defendants will.
Available link for download
