Showing posts with label aviation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aviation. Show all posts

Friday, April 7, 2017

Aviation Cartoons by Capn Aux!

Aviation Cartoons by Capn Aux!



Guess what?  In addition to flyin planes n writin novels, Capn Aux likes to doodle!  Heres some of my best (my opinion, lol!) . . . 


I got the inspiration for this following cartoon from the Talking Heads song, "Moonrock," in which I—mistakenly—thought the lyrics were, "I got a rock in my boot!"



"Designated DRUNK driver."

"Close Encounters of the FOURTH kind."

Sometimes I think my cartoons are a bit too subtle for most people.  The following was inspired by Trumans famous desk sign, "The Buck Stops Here"—as in, no more "passing the buck," lay the blame on me!  But for greedy corporate CEOs . . . 
"The BUCKS (plural) stop here."



"Pilot Recycling" program.  Get it?




"Due to my brilliant powers of deduction, I have determined that the murderer is . . ."

I always thought those NEED HELP! signs in cars were stupid.  But I could use this one!


 WARNING! F-BOMB AHEAD!

If youre offended, or the kiddies are watching, skip the next cartoon!






A long time ago, I found a funny set of mock airline briefing cards that I thought Id share with you.  I didnt draw or make them, but enjoy!


 









And finally, heres a recent cartoon I drew for my vid, "Zen and the Art of Landing."


Just for fun, heres the vid!:


Direct Link: http://youtu.be/AOf6dfBB7ss

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This post is dedicated to the memory of my parents, Lois and Richard;
Dad would have been 89 this month.  


richard, lois, auxier
Momma Lois and Daddy Richard
My parents always encouraged me in everything I did, from flying to writing and drawing.  And they had a wonderful sense of humor!

PS....


chris manno, jethead, blog, cartoon


A special shout-out to Chris over at JetHead (http://jethead.wordpress.com) for his wonderful airline cartoons.  He truly has a great style and talent!

Some of his cartoons can be found HERE: http://jethead.wordpress.com/cartoon-journal/

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LINKS FOR MORE FUNNY AIRPLANE PLACARDS:

—This one claims to be the Original progenetor, so heres a link:
http://just-lol.blogspot.com/2009/08/airline-safety-procedures-parody.html
—A whole slew of placards—airline, govenment, and more!
http://just-lol.blogspot.com/2009/08/airline-safety-procedures-parody.html

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Posts all week beginning August 3rd
Augusts Theme: "Airplane Tales that are Stranger Than Fiction!"
Hotlinks to sites:
Flight to Success - Karlene Petitt 
Adventures of Cap’n Aux - Eric Auxier
House of Rapp - Ron Rapp
Airplanista - Dan Pimentel
Smart Flight Training - Andrew Hartley
iFLYblog - Brent Owens
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Saturday, March 25, 2017

Aviation Book Review Flight for Safety!

Aviation Book Review Flight for Safety!


#aviation #avgeek #airbus #novel #bestseller

CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?

Say, who is that handsome fella in the pic?



   Ladies and gentlemen, from the flight blog, this is your Capn speaking . . .



I am excited to inform you that fellow Airbus pilot/blogger/author Karlene Petitts new novel, Flight for Safety, the sequel to the highly acclaimed, Flight for Control, is out!

 The one and only Karlene Petitt!






  As you know, I spent this past weekend with Ms. Petitt meeting you folks and signing our novels at the Washington Aviation Associations 31st annual Northwest Aviation Conference and Trade Show.

(See the sidebar or click lastbushpilots.com to see more about my novels)
A special "Hi" to future airline pilot Scott, from Embry Riddle!






   While my review of her novel may be a tad biased, I can honestly say that its some of the best damn flying scenes Ive ever read!

Whats more, she has made this book series the cornerstone to her safety mission. One more airliner accident is one too many, and in this series she exposes—via fiction—some of the dastardly realities of this business that COMPROMISE SAFETY.

Through her novels, she hopes to spark a grassroots movement to propel our industry out of the political whitewash, bean-counting corporate greed mode and into the realm of the truly uncompromising SAFETY FIRST, LAST AND ALWAYS, where it should be!




One of the most famous aviation novelists out there, 
John J. Nance
has this to say:



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"Can you handle the truth? Then this book is a must-read!"
—John J. Nance Author, Pandoras Clock and Orbit, Aviation Analyst, ABC World News
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  The truth of being a professional airline pilot in today’s stressed airline world, the truth about the major new threats to the safety of airline passengers from pilots who aren’t trained to fly anything but computers, and the truth about how political and personal agendas sometimes trump safety and sanity.
see more at:
http://karlenepetitt.blogspot.com/2014/02/can-you-handle-truth.html#sthash.D3i1yUjU.dpuf

So now, I invite you to sit back, relax and . . .

   Well, if you start reading, Flight for Safety, you AINT gonna be sitting back and relaxing! This sucker is edge-of-your-capns seat suspense and action, from prologue to epilogue!

   A very real portrayal of life on the line for today’s modern airline pilot. The harsh reality of the pilot’s “glamorous lifestyle” is exposed in all its ugly, very real warts. The exhausting schedules, the insane career volatility, the stress of a merger, the politics, the constant tug-of-war between safety and profits, and the often counterproductive mandates of the FAA—all coalesce into a drama that could easily play out on the stage of any of today’s mega-carriers.




   Airline pilot Darby is an engaging heroine. Fully flawed, complex and prone to human error, she is nevertheless uncompromising in her integrity. And as a conscientious airline pilot with exemplary stick and rudder skills, Captain Darby makes for an excellent roll model.



   As a 20-year veteran of the Airbus-class flight deck, I can attest that the cockpit scenes are spot-on.


(Note to readers: these books are "Rated R," for graphic language, sex and violence. Nothing out of the ordinary for todays contemporary fiction market, but it is NOT a kids book!)


   An excellent follow-up to the harrowing, Flight for Control.


   To pick up SIGNED COPIES of her novels, visit her site at: http://karlenepetitt.blogspot.com
Or, read more reviews and buy them directly on Amazon: http://com/author/karlenepetitt


Related links:
Ms. Petitts blog about . . .
Flight for Safety—http://karlenepetitt.blogspot.com/p/flight-for-safety.html
Flight for Control—http://karlenepetitt.blogspot.com/p/flight-for-control.html
Can you Handle the Truth?
— http://karlenepetitt.blogspot.com/2014/02/can-you-handle-truth.html#sthash.D3i1yUjU.dpuf
Amazon page—http://com/author/karlenepetitt

PaxViews Review—http://paxview.wordpress.com/2014/02/25/flight-for-safety/

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    Related Capn Aux Posts:
    • Thats How I Blogroll!—http://capnaux.blogspot.com/2013/01/thats-how-i-blogroll.html
    • The Last Bush Pilots—http://lastbushpilots.com
    • My Most Memorable Flight—http://capnaux.blogspot.com/2013/06/blogformation-my-most-memorable-flight.html
    • My Favorite Aviation Bloggers—http://capnaux.blogspot.com/2013/10/my-favorite-aviation-bloggers.html
    • Best of Capn Aux 2013—http://capnaux.blogspot.com/2014/02/best-of-capn-aux-2013.html
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    Departing March 1
    Blogging in Formation Week—Posts by your favorite Pilot-Bloggers!


    Smart Flight Training - Andrew Hartley
    Flight to Success - Karlene Petitt
    —House of Rapp - Ron Rapp
    —Adventures of Cap’n Aux - Eric Auxier
    —iFLYblog - Brent Owens
    —Mark L. Berry Blog
    tallyone.com  - Rob Burgon
    —project7alpha.com - Chip Shanle

    Marchs theme:
    Dealing with Passengers
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